Unravel the secrets of your curse in this hilarious insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure!
A devastating curse has ruined your royal wedding, trapping your soul inside the body of your notorious pirate grandfather. To break free, you must command a wild and eccentric crew through endless comedic trials in this epic adventure inspired by Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates of Donkey Island is a humorous, 79,000-word interactive swashbuckling novel written by Gilbert Gallo, where your choices shape the entire story. This entirely text-based experience—free from graphics or sound effects—is powered solely by the limitless force of your imagination.
A refined gorilla gentleman, an undead rockstar, a rapidly aging Voodoo crone, and a delightfully absurd company spokesperson—these unforgettable characters will be your companions on the most extraordinary journey of your life. Each one brings their own unique past, and how you interact with them will influence the person you ultimately become.
After surviving countless insult-sword duels, grog-drinking contests, and rigged games of chance, you’ll find yourself viewing life in a whole new light.
With your crew’s aid, uncover the truth behind your despised pirate lineage. Will you accept your cursed fate—or defy it until the bitter end?
• Customize your character’s identity throughout the game. Choose to play as male, female, or non-binary. Gay, straight, or asexual? The choice is yours.
• Embrace the life of a cursed swashbuckler! Will you seek to lift your curse, or revel in your damned existence for all eternity?
• Explore romance with a hirsute gorilla brute, settle down with a charming zombie, or pursue a courtship with a wise, wrinkled, toothless enchantress.
• Command a ragtag crew of cursed souls and harness their bizarre powers to unlock the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean.
• Challenge your enemies to side-splitting insult-sword battles filled with witty comebacks and epic banter.
• Will you lead your crew with honor and earn their loyalty, or betray them for riches, selling their souls to Davy Jones?
Put down the feather duster and pick up your cutlass—set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to uncover the greatest treasure of all: your true self!
What's New in Version 1.8
Updated on August 3, 2024 – General bug fixes and performance improvements.
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Tags : Role playing Casual
